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  1. The Hinge Algorithm
  2. Having Fun on Hinge
  • The Tinder Algorithm
  • The Hinge Algorithm

The Hinge Algorithm

Not today bitch! Well look where being smart got you. If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life.

How does having fun effect the algorithm?

Must… continue… moving… in… ways… that… lead… to… dying… with… you. You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No. There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later. Awww, bitch! Slow down! Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight playa! He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. Why is "lesbian" part of her job title? I going to daughter your brains out, bitch. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?

Can I game it to get laid?

Must… continue… moving… in… ways… that… lead… to… dying… with… you. You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No. There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later. Awww, bitch! Slow down! Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight playa! He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. Why is "lesbian" part of her job title? I going to daughter your brains out, bitch. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?

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